Merry Christmas

‘Tis is the time for the spirit of the season. I also refuse to say “Happy Holidays”, not because I think there’s a war on Christmas or anything similarly ridiculous, but because that’s what I’ve been taught ever since I was young, and I refuse to form my speech just so that it could be more inclusive. I don’t even celebrate Christmas, after all, so every sentiment of reform is pretty much lost at this point. Actually, I planned out a blog post to assault mass media and the deterioration of language already, but I just felt like doing something nice.